Ted: I’ll never set my foot in New Jersey again, unless I’m going to see a Giants game or flying out of Newark or god forbid disposing of a body.
Lilly: Ted if you murder me and bury me in New Jersey, I’ll haunt you forever.
Ted: But if I murder you and bury you somewhere else?
Lilly: Meh. I’ll leave you alone. I’m sure you had your reasons.How I Met Your Mother 4.03 - “I Heart New Jersey”
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